Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Self Misrepresentation
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Subway Adventure No. 764a
At the next stop he leaps up and demands for you to tell him if this is 95th Street. It isn’t, and you tell him so. You are about to give him a bit of helpful information, when the train rocks into motion, throwing the drunk back and causing him to careen into one of the metal ceiling-to-seat supports, spine first.
“Bitch, cunt,” he burbles, “You saw that, you had your eyes open!” He sits down across from you, attempting to scowl, barely able to keep his eyes open. “I should kill you.”
You sit, trying not to laugh, but not doing very well. He makes a slow reach into his coat pocket, maybe to make good on his promise to kill you, but only to haul out a huge bottle of brown liquid (Old Barton? Kentucky Gentleman?), all the while giving you a wobbly eye and cursing you. You look around at this point, and see that the rest of the car has migrated north. This suddenly seems like the best idea.
You move to your new seat, and now it sounds as if the drunk has begun to encourage you to go get AIDs, but it’s difficult to hear. When the train makes its next stop, it becomes apparent that he is indeed hoping you get AIDs, because he is still screaming about it.
At Whitehall you switch cars; you don’t want to be around when he figures out what you were going to tell him before he started screaming at you: that in order to get to 95th Street, he needs to get on a train going the opposite direction.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
The Comment
The summer extended before her like a boyfriend who owed her seven hundred dollars: an entity unwanted but one that must be faced. Would she escape? Or would she be doomed to spend her days serving once frozen tilapia to AARP clients and her nights rotting in shopping plaza bars among boys she didn’t remember from high school who proudly declared their unwavering attendance at such places? And where would she go if she did manage to escape? And, there, once again, was the question which had tortured her so acutely two years earlier: “What are you doing with your life?” read the MySpace comment, cruelly judging her in common Helvetica.
Monday, December 17, 2007
The Old Man in the Romance Shop
"I have to live to see her graduate," he tells me. He hands me a three by five portrait of a four-year-old Lolita who can sing like an adult. Her long honeyed hair drips over her baby shoulders. "I'm eighty-one. That's ten more years."
He is healthy enough, he thinks he will make it. He asks if I am married or single. "When you find someone, make sure it is someone you can live with. Don't try to change anyone, because you can't. " I can't argue, or don't. "My wife says I talk too much," he says. "She is always yelling at me. But I just think I have so much to say that can help people your age." I smile. I won't try to change anyone.
I had come in for literature but had found only what I had already read (All Quiet on the Western Front) or what I did not want to read (The Complete Ghost Stories of Dickens). I browse bestselling novels by Andrew M. Greeley and Stephen King. The store doesn't take credit cards anyway.
He tells me about some men who bought three houses near the high school and filled them with marijuana and made millions but then were arrested. "The world has gone crazy," he says, and he can't believe it. There is a Depression coming; he can tell, he was born during the last one. The rich getting richer and the poor all buying marijuana. He can hardly believe it himself, but he is reading a book about the end of the world. There seems to be a trend in books on that subject. "Yes," he says, "but that's been true ever since I can remember."